Alcohol SMS

  • Pain makes you stronger.
    Tears make you braver.
    Heartache makes you wiser.
    And alcohol makes you forget any of that crap!
  • You know that burning sensation in your throat when you drink whiskey?<br />
That's your soul healing!Upload to Facebook
    You know that burning sensation in your throat when you drink whiskey?
    That's your soul healing!
  • Never depend on someone else to make you happy.<br />
That's what Beer is for!Upload to Facebook
    Never depend on someone else to make you happy.
    That's what Beer is for!
  • To me `Drink Responsibly` means don't spill it!Upload to Facebook
    To me `Drink Responsibly` means don't spill it!
  • Scientists have invented Milk Powder, Coffee Powder, Soup Powder, and Energy Drink Powder but forgot the most important one...<br />
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Whiskey Powder!Upload to Facebook
    Scientists have invented Milk Powder, Coffee Powder, Soup Powder, and Energy Drink Powder but forgot the most important one...
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    Whiskey Powder!
  • Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust.<br />
When life is a b*tch, beer is a must!Upload to Facebook
    Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust.
    When life is a b*tch, beer is a must!
  • Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks in a week.<br />
Today I also learned that I am above average!Upload to Facebook
    Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks in a week.
    Today I also learned that I am above average!
  • You know that burning sensation in your throat when you drink whiskey?<br/>
That's just your soul healing!Upload to Facebook
    You know that burning sensation in your throat when you drink whiskey?
    That's just your soul healing!
  • A therapist set a half glass of whiskey in front of a patient and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist.<br/>
The patient drank it and answered, `Neither. I am a problem solver!`Upload to Facebook
    A therapist set a half glass of whiskey in front of a patient and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist.
    The patient drank it and answered, "Neither. I am a problem solver!"
  • I have never seen an Alcohol company using a drunk person for any advert.<br/>
Are they ashamed of their customers?Upload to Facebook
    I have never seen an Alcohol company using a drunk person for any advert.
    Are they ashamed of their customers?