Alok Nath SMS

  • I have cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed.<br/>
Last night, I went to bed eight times!Upload to Facebook
    I have cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed.
    Last night, I went to bed eight times!
  • Bahu:  Babu jee, I'm going to Mall with my friends.<br/>
Alok Nath: OK... but take my Sanskar.<br/>
Bahu: Abb Bass Bhi Kijiye.<br/>
Alok Nath: I said... take my `Son's Car`!Upload to Facebook
    Bahu: Babu jee, I'm going to Mall with my friends.
    Alok Nath: OK... but take my Sanskar.
    Bahu: Abb Bass Bhi Kijiye.
    Alok Nath: I said... take my "Son's Car"!
  • Alok Nath covers his head and takes his slippers off before playing Temple Run!
  • Rajesh Khanna got the inspiration to name his house 'Aashirwaad' from Alok Nath!
  • Why was Salman Khan way too Sanskari in the movie 'BAGHBAAN'?
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    Because Salman Khan's name in the movie was 'Alok'!
  • Alok Nath goes to restaurant and orders 'Prasad' for starters!
  • Alok Nath is so 'sanskari' that he buys the newspaper just to read the matrimonials!
  • Alok Nath watches "The Fast and the Furious" wearing a seat belt!
  • AIIMS:
    Alok Nath Institute of Insaniyat, Maanvta and Sanskaar!
  • Alok Nath uses Flipkart to buy agarbattis and dhoops!