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  • Insanity: a small price to pay for sheer brilliance!
  • <b>Heavily Medicated For Your Safety!</b>Upload to Facebook
    Heavily Medicated For Your Safety!
  • Without Geometry, Life is Pointless!Upload to Facebook
    Without Geometry, Life is Pointless!
  • Screw World Peace, Visualize DRIVING!
  • Jesus loves me, this I know - that is why I don't drive slow!
  • Faster than a speeding ticket.
  • Just be happy I'm not a twin...
  • How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-S#%7
  • Excuse me for driving so closely in front of you!
  • My car is a status symbol. The symbol of me being poor!