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![Boy: If you do not marry me, I will die for sure.<br />
Girl: Why will you die?<br /> There are so many beautiful girls in this world. You can marry one.<br />
Boy: When a girl like you rejects me,<br /> how can I think of a beautiful girl!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: If you do not marry me, I will die for sure.
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But I see you already have one!]()
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![My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a pineapple at his face!]()
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![If you are ugly, you are ugly. There is nothing like inner beauty.<br/>
Do you see short people going around saying they got inner height?]()
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![As the years go, you may lose your hair, teeth & eyesight. But not your talent, wisdom & intelligence.<br/>
Because you can never loose which you don't have!]()
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