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![Difference between school and life: School teaches you lessons, and then gives you a test. Life gives you a test, and you learn the lessons!]()
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![1998: Don't get in the car with strangers.<br/>
2008: Don't meet people from the internet alone.<br/>
2021: Share a car ride with random people!]()
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![Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you will always be alone when sh*t happens in your life.<br/>
Be strong!]()
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![Babies don't know dreams aren't real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures with you every day!]()
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![If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He is standing right behind you!]()
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![If there are capital letters, why aren't there capital numbers? I want to be able to yell statistics at people!]()
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![The person who discovered coffee is indirectly responsible for a lot of other discoveries and inventions!]()
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![For procrastinators, `due date` and `do date` are synonymous!]()
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![Teenagers are the most insecure people you'll meet until they're in a group of 3 or more in public in which case they become menaces to society!]()
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