JeetoPreeto SMS

  • Santa: Why do you always say you're fine when you're not?<br />
Jeeto: Because 'fine' is the only word polite enough to say in front of the children!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Why do you always say you're fine when you're not?
    Jeeto: Because 'fine' is the only word polite enough to say in front of the children!
  • Jeeto: I think our neighbour died!<br/>
Santa: Who, Ray?<br/>
Jeeto: I don't think cheering is appropriate!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: I think our neighbour died!
    Santa: Who, Ray?
    Jeeto: I don't think cheering is appropriate!
  • Santa: You've been correcting every word I say for the last eleven years.<br/>
Jeeto: Twelve years!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: You've been correcting every word I say for the last eleven years.
    Jeeto: Twelve years!
  • Pappu: Mummy Application Form Mein `Permanent Identification Mark` Kya Likhun?<br/>
Jeeto: Likh De `Left Hand Mein Mobile`!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Mummy Application Form Mein `Permanent Identification Mark` Kya Likhun?
    Jeeto: Likh De `Left Hand Mein Mobile`!
  • Preeto: Why is your husband acting weird?<br/>
Jeeto: He is not acting!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: Why is your husband acting weird?
    Jeeto: He is not acting!
  • Jeeto: I get brain freeze whenever I eat ice cream.<br/>
Santa: I never get any brain freeze.<br/>
Jeeto: You don't have a brain, that's why!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: I get brain freeze whenever I eat ice cream.
    Santa: I never get any brain freeze.
    Jeeto: You don't have a brain, that's why!
  • Jeeto: My husband is like Jesus during weekends.<br/>
Preeto: That's a great compliment for a husband.
Jeeto: It's not a compliment. It's because he disappears on Friday evening and then re-emerges only on Sunday night!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: My husband is like Jesus during weekends.
    Preeto: That's a great compliment for a husband. Jeeto: It's not a compliment. It's because he disappears on Friday evening and then re-emerges only on Sunday night!
  • Santa: You love me or what?<br/>
Jeeto: Or what!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: You love me or what?
    Jeeto: Or what!
  • Santa: Tell me what's bothering you, honey?<br/>
Jeeto: You!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Tell me what's bothering you, honey?
    Jeeto: You!
  • Santa: This is the scariest horror movie I've ever watched.<br/>
Jeeto: Shut up, it's our wedding video!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: This is the scariest horror movie I've ever watched.
    Jeeto: Shut up, it's our wedding video!