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![She was simply very beautiful;<br/>
My heart and mind Geya Jhool;<br/>
I gave her a Red Rose ka Phool;<br/>
Woh Kar Gyi Mere Saath Chull;<br/>
She turned out to be my Life's biggest Bhull!]()
Upload to Facebook She was simply very beautiful;
My heart and mind Geya Jhool;
I gave her a Red Rose ka Phool;
Woh Kar Gyi Mere Saath Chull;
She turned out to be my Life's biggest Bhull! -
![There once was a lady, Eileen,<br/>
Who lived on distilled kerosene.<br/>
But she started absorbin'<br/>
A new hydrocarbon<br/>
And since then she's never benzene!]()
Upload to Facebook There once was a lady, Eileen,
Who lived on distilled kerosene.
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
And since then she's never benzene! -
There was a princess of Bengal,
Whose mouth was exceedingly small;
Said she, "It would be
More easy for me
To do without eating at all!" -
Shit-house poets when they die
Should have erected where they lie
In memory of their caustic wit
Where they lie every dipped
A monument of solid shit!
