Pinglish SMS

  • A Punjaban's Apology:<br/>
I Am Sorry - But Galti Kutteya Teri Si!Upload to Facebook
    A Punjaban's Apology:
    I Am Sorry - But Galti Kutteya Teri Si!
  • Santa: Jeeto  Darling, Ajj Barsaat Da Din Hai... Koi Eho Jehi Romantic Gall Kar Ki Mere Dono Pair Zameen Te Na Laggan.<br/>
Jeeto: Moya Faansi Laa Le!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Jeeto Darling, Ajj Barsaat Da Din Hai... Koi Eho Jehi Romantic Gall Kar Ki Mere Dono Pair Zameen Te Na Laggan.
    Jeeto: Moya Faansi Laa Le!
  • The reason why Punjabis are funny?<br/>
Because it's 'PUN' JABI!Upload to Facebook
    The reason why Punjabis are funny?
    Because it's 'PUN' JABI!
  • Alexa after spending two months in Punjab:<br/>
Me: Hey Alexa<br/>
Alexa: Haanji, Ki Haal Hai Sohneyo!Upload to Facebook
    Alexa after spending two months in Punjab:
    Me: Hey Alexa
    Alexa: Haanji, Ki Haal Hai Sohneyo!
  • What is the blood group of Punjabis?<br/>
Ghee Positive!vUpload to Facebook
    What is the blood group of Punjabis?
    Ghee Positive!v
  • This is for all Punjabis.<br/>
Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun?<br/>
Punjabi: Haan.<br/>
Chai Wala: Elaichi?<br/>
Punjabi: Haan.<br/>
Chai Wala: Laung?<br/>
Punjabi: Haan.<br/>
Chai Wala: Daalcheeni?<br/>
Punjabi: Haan...  Oye Kanjara Agar Inni Mehnat Kar Hi Reha Hai Ta Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!Upload to Facebook
    This is for all Punjabis.
    Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun?
    Punjabi: Haan.
    Chai Wala: Elaichi?
    Punjabi: Haan.
    Chai Wala: Laung?
    Punjabi: Haan.
    Chai Wala: Daalcheeni?
    Punjabi: Haan... Oye Kanjara Agar Inni Mehnat Kar Hi Reha Hai Ta Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!
  • Je Kite Sidhu Moosewala Nu Corona Ho Geya Ta Usne Nava Gaana Kadh Dena...<br/>
Jatt Nu Bimari Jehri Bombay Wale Lambu Nu!<br/>
#SidhuMoosewala #AmitabhBachchanUpload to Facebook
    Je Kite Sidhu Moosewala Nu Corona Ho Geya Ta Usne Nava Gaana Kadh Dena...
    Jatt Nu Bimari Jehri Bombay Wale Lambu Nu!
    #SidhuMoosewala #AmitabhBachchan
  • Kadar Karo Unha Yaaran Di Jinha Ne Tahanu Harami Banaya;<br/>
Nahi Ta Saari Umar Fuddu Reh Jana Si!Upload to Facebook
    Kadar Karo Unha Yaaran Di Jinha Ne Tahanu Harami Banaya;
    Nahi Ta Saari Umar Fuddu Reh Jana Si!
  • Pyaar Karde Ho Ta Izhaar Vi Karo;<br/>
Gupt Rog Thoda Hai Jo Chuppa Rahe Ho!Upload to Facebook
    Pyaar Karde Ho Ta Izhaar Vi Karo;
    Gupt Rog Thoda Hai Jo Chuppa Rahe Ho!
  • Punjabis were the first community to give the slogan #BlackLivesMatter long back.<br/>
`Kala Shah Kala. Mera Kala Hai Sardar, Goreyan Nu Dafa Karo`!Upload to Facebook
    Punjabis were the first community to give the slogan #BlackLivesMatter long back.
    "Kala Shah Kala. Mera Kala Hai Sardar, Goreyan Nu Dafa Karo"!