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![Santa: Do you know why sharks don't attack lawyers?<br />
Banta: Why?<br />
Santa: Professional courtesy!
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Banta: Why?
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![Santa: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.<br />
Jeeto: Fine, give me a hug!]()
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Santa: 14th February ko kya hai ?
Banta: Tere paas biwi hai ya girlfriend?
Santa: Biwi.
Banta: To phir Basant Panchami hai !!! -
![Santa: Yeh Kitne Ki Painting Hai?<br/>
Curator: Sir 5 Lakhs. It is an oil painting.<br/>
Santa: Tussi Paise Di Tension Na Lo. Kuch Desi Ghee Mein Dikhao!]()
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Curator: Sir 5 Lakhs. It is an oil painting.
Santa: Tussi Paise Di Tension Na Lo. Kuch Desi Ghee Mein Dikhao! -
![This joke is logically consistent:<br/>
Banta: Bhai Third Wave Aa Rahi Hai, Phir Bhi Lockdown Hata Diya.<br/>
Santa: Bhai Lockdown Nahi Hatega To Third Wave Kaise Aayegi!]()
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Banta: Bhai Third Wave Aa Rahi Hai, Phir Bhi Lockdown Hata Diya.
Santa: Bhai Lockdown Nahi Hatega To Third Wave Kaise Aayegi! -
![Waiter: Sir, Aap Kya Lenge?<br/>
Santa: Ek Butter Chicken Aur Paanch Naan.<br/>
Waiter: Aur Dessert Mein Aapko Kya Pasand Hai?<br/>
Santa: Oonth Ki Sawaari!]()
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Santa: Ek Butter Chicken Aur Paanch Naan.
Waiter: Aur Dessert Mein Aapko Kya Pasand Hai?
Santa: Oonth Ki Sawaari! -
![Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls.<br/>
Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls.
Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me! -
![Doctor: Who did this to you?<br/>
Santa: Wife.<br/>
Doctor: Why?<br/>
Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.<br/>
Doctor: Then?<br/>
Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger!]()
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Santa: Wife.
Doctor: Why?
Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.
Doctor: Then?
Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger! -
![Santa visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, `Where are you feeling the pain?`<br/>
Santa: Jaw Simran Jaw!]()
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![Doctor: How many drinks do you have per week?<br/>
Santa: I don't know. I am an alcoholic, not an accountant!]()
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Santa: I don't know. I am an alcoholic, not an accountant!
