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~ Groucho MarxShe has eyes that folks adore so, and a torso even more so. -
![The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.]()
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~ Leonardo da VinciThe function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue. -
![A Turk for toughness, for hands that never tire; An Indian for her rounded bosom bursting with milk; A Persian for her tight crotch and her coquetry; An Uzbeg to thrash as a lesson for the three.]()
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~ Khushwant Singh, Delhi: A NovelA Turk for toughness, for hands that never tire; An Indian for her rounded bosom bursting with milk; A Persian for her tight crotch and her coquetry; An Uzbeg to thrash as a lesson for the three. -
![Men have always detested women's gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared.]()
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~ Erica JongMen have always detested women's gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared. -
![My brain: it's my second favorite organ.]()
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~ Woody AllenMy brain: it's my second favorite organ. -
![That's what underwear is for, girls, so if an emergency happens you only show your cookies to the people you love.]()
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~ Laurell K. Hamilton, Blood NoirThat's what underwear is for, girls, so if an emergency happens you only show your cookies to the people you love. -
~ J. R. Ward, Lover AwakenedAs she shuffled back, he glanced down at the tent between his legs. Christ, that goddamn thing in there was huge; he looked like he had another arm in his pants. -
~ Roger ScrutonThe sexual parts are not only vivid examples of the body's dominion; they are also apertures whose damp emissions and ammoniac smells testify to the mysterious putrefaction of the body. -
~ Author Unknown, advice to teenage boys, quoted in Friendly Advice compiled by Jon WinokurNever let the little head do the thinking for the big head. -
![Will you dance for me? Let your breasts roam for a moment - I need to see how they dance.]()
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~ Nicholson Baker, House of HolesWill you dance for me? Let your breasts roam for a moment - I need to see how they dance.
