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~ Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave (TV Series)You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed. -
~ Author UnknownDrag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. -
![It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.]()
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~ Drew CareyIt isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. -
~ Dorothy ParkerTell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa. -
~ Edwina Currie, in The Observer, 15 February 1987My message to businessmen of this country when they go abroad on business is that there is one thing above all they can take with them to stop them catching AIDS, and that is the wife. -
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~ Lisa Vanderpump, on oral sexWe don't do that in England. -
~ Kate BeckinsaleIf someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex. -
~ Ian FlemingOlder women are best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time. -
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~ Author UnknownIt would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women. -
~ Jay McInerneyI think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.
