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![Men would be a lot happier if they got access to 18 holes to play like Golfers!]()
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~ JD GhaiMen would be a lot happier if they got access to 18 holes to play like Golfers! -
~ Casey StengelBeing with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. -
![While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.]()
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~ Henny YoungmanWhile playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. -
![I don't get obsessed by records, I care more about winning trophies.]()
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~ Cristiano Ronaldo, on his prioritiesI don't get obsessed by records, I care more about winning trophies. -
~ BjorkFootball is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. -
~ Piet HeinThe human spirit sublimates the impulses it thwarts; a healthy sex life mitigates the lust for other sports. -
![Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.]()
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~ Spalding GraySkiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours. -
![I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth - certainly greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either.]()
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~ Harold PinterI tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth - certainly greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either.
