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~ Rick PerryScouting ought to be about building character, not about sex. Period. Precious few parents enroll their boys in the Scouts to get a crash course in sexual orientation. -
![I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I've ever served to an unsuspecting customer.]()
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~ Jarod KintzI once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I've ever served to an unsuspecting customer. -
![We all know interspecies romance is weird.]()
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~ Tim BurtonWe all know interspecies romance is weird. -
~ Ayatollah KhomeiniA man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine. -
~ Louis C.K.If you're having your period, come on over. I'm 41. I'll fuck the shit out of you. I'll drink the blood. Let's party. -
![I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.]()
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~ Mitch HedbergI'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
