Always remember... condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. |
Don't condemn sex of any kind, just condom it! |
Sterility is not hereditary. |
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. |
I believe in safe sex. I've got a handrail around the bed. |
Always wear stealth condoms...they'll never see you coming. |
To reuse a condom, turn it inside out and shake the f*ck out of it. |
100% reliable contraception is inconceivable. |
Man who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed. |
Did you hear about the man who spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he's hard up. |