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Love doesn't really make the world go round, and it makes the ride worthwhile. -
![Love is like a rug. You can lay me, walk on me, even take me out and beat me.]()
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![Since sex got easier to get, love got harder to find!]()
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![Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.]()
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~ Woody AllenLove is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -
![He who lights the fuse of love, gets big bang.]()
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![Love is a complicated piece of machinery. Sometimes, all you need is a good screw to fix it!]()
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![Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.]()
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![Love never divides it only multiplies.]()
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Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bed spring. -
Sober: A state of being in which it is nearly impossible for two people to fall in love.
