When I'm home, my wife is my right hand. When she's gone, my right hand is my wife! |
One woman's hobby is sometimes another woman's hubby. |
Divorce is the screwing you get for the screwing you got. |
Make love, not war. Hell do both, get married. |
Horny wives are like computers, they go down unexpectedly. |
Wife who puts her husband in a doghouse will soon find him in a cathouse. |
Man who marries girl with no bust have right to feel low down. |
In a marriage, if sex without wife's consent is rape. Then by this logic, isn't spending husband's money by the wife without his consent . .. ... ROBBERY? |
Marriage: Where you have to keep paying for sex long after you had it. |
The difference between wives and husbands is that wives want to videotape the birth of their child while the Husbands want to videotape the conception. |