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  • Women buy expensive underwear like Victoria's Secret and then sit with their legs crossed.<br />
What a waste of money!Upload to Facebook
    Women buy expensive underwear like Victoria's Secret and then sit with their legs crossed.
    What a waste of money!
  • Boy: Grandpa! What are you doing on the porch with no pants on?<br />
Grandpa: Well, last week I sat out there with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Grandpa! What are you doing on the porch with no pants on?
    Grandpa: Well, last week I sat out there with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea!
  • Paradoxical:<br/>
You want your husband to be good in bed but you don't want to give him time to go for training outside!Upload to Facebook
    Paradoxical:
    You want your husband to be good in bed but you don't want to give him time to go for training outside!
  • Sepoy Buta was marched up to the Regiment CO on a complaint received from the nearby Red Light area lady for non-payment of dues after services were rendered.

    CO: Gaya Si?
    Buta: Haan Saab.
    CO: Keeta Si?
    Buta: Haan Saab.
    CO: Paise Kyon Nahi Ditte?
    Buta: Saab, Affsaran Da Rate Mangdi Si!
  • There are 2 ways of living life:<br/>
1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod<br/>
2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega<br/>
Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!Upload to Facebook
    There are 2 ways of living life:
    1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
    2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega
    Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!
  • Karma is like 69:<br/>
You get what you give!Upload to Facebook
    Karma is like 69:
    You get what you give!
  • There's a difference between men and women when they say, `I used up a whole box of tissues watching that film!`Upload to Facebook
    There's a difference between men and women when they say, "I used up a whole box of tissues watching that film!"
  • Airhostess: Sir, would you like some headphones?<br/>
Passenger: Sure, but how do you know my name is Phones?Upload to Facebook
    Airhostess: Sir, would you like some headphones?
    Passenger: Sure, but how do you know my name is Phones?
  • Girlfriend's father (Army officer): Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho Meri Beti Se?<br/>
Boy: Bahut Zyada.<br/>
Girlfriend's Father: Uske Liye Goli Kha Sakte Ho?<br/>
Boy: Bina Goli Ke Bhi 20 Minute Khada Rehta Hai, Uncle!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend's father (Army officer): Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho Meri Beti Se?
    Boy: Bahut Zyada.
    Girlfriend's Father: Uske Liye Goli Kha Sakte Ho?
    Boy: Bina Goli Ke Bhi 20 Minute Khada Rehta Hai, Uncle!
  • Girl: I just broke up with my boyfriend.<br/>
Me: Awww... let me know if you need a shoulder to put your legs on!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I just broke up with my boyfriend.
    Me: Awww... let me know if you need a shoulder to put your legs on!
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