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Your best friend has three girlfriends.
Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me.
All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates.
Three days ago Doe kisses him.
Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex.
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You're so ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!
