Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test. Preeto: OMG! Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids! |
Jeeto and Preeto were engaged in gossip. Jeeto: Yesterday, I was feeling very depressed and my husband tried his best to console me. Preeto: Then what happened? Jeeto: He could console me only 2 times! |
Jeeto went to swim in Bra and Panty. The attendant said, "M'am, a 2-piece costume is not allowed here." Jeeto asks, "Which one shall I take off?" |
In a divorce court Jeeto requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband, Santa." "But why?" asked the judge. Jeeto: Because he is not faithful to me. Judge: How do you know? Jeeto: My lord, not a single child resembles him! |
Jeeto and Preeto are shopping together at the supermarket. When they get to the vegetables, Jeeto lifts a good sized potato in each hand and says, "You know, Preeto, these remind me of Santa's balls." Jeeto, impressed says, "Hmm, that big, huh?" "No", Jeeto answers. "That dirty!" |
Pappu: Mom, Didi Ko Sab Log 'MAAL' Kahte Hein, Aapko Kyu Nahi?" Jeeto: Beta, Shaadi Se Pehle Mein Bhi MAAL Thi, Tere Papa Ne 'L' Ghis Ghis Kar, 'Maa' Bana Diya! |
Santa: Darling, I have to confess that when I'm having sex with you, I sometimes think about other women. Jeeto: You bastard... when I have sex with other men, I always think about you! |
Jeeto: I have a proof that you're having an extra-marital affair with our neighbour's wife. Santa: What's the proof? Jeeto: Last night, the guy came to our house wearing your underwear! |
Santa came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. Santa: Was it my friend Banta? Jeeto: No, it wasn't. Santa: Was it my friend Bhupi? Jeeto: No, it wasn't? Santa: Was it my friend Joginder? Jeeto screamed, "No it wasn't". "Don't you think I have any friends of my own?" |
Jeeto: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm becoming a nymphomaniac. Doctor: Why don't you lie down and tell me about it? |