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![The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive.
And in the second month, he 'raised' the incentive!]()
Upload to Facebook The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive. And in the second month, he 'raised' the incentive! -
![You can be a Doctor and save lives;<br />
You can be a Lawyer and defend lives;<br />
You can be a Soldier and protect lives;<br />
or<br />
Remain a Fucker and create lives!]()
Upload to Facebook You can be a Doctor and save lives;
You can be a Lawyer and defend lives;
You can be a Soldier and protect lives;
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Remain a Fucker and create lives! -
![Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest!]()
Upload to Facebook Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest! -
![If a guy is addicted to masturbating but then gets addicted to sex, is it fair to say his addiction got out of hand?]()
Upload to Facebook If a guy is addicted to masturbating but then gets addicted to sex, is it fair to say his addiction got out of hand? -
A good woman will make you a sandwich.
A great woman will blow you while you eat it! -
![I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!]()
Upload to Facebook I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration! -
![Musings of a dirty mind:<br/>
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is!]()
Upload to Facebook Musings of a dirty mind:
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is! -
![Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!]()
Upload to Facebook Without nipples, boobs would be pointless! -
Whenever I see a girl with good pair of Bums passing by,
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Mera Dhyan Buttock Jaata Hai! -
Behind every great woman is her bum.
