The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive. And in the second month, he 'raised' the incentive! |
You can be a Doctor and save lives; You can be a Lawyer and defend lives; You can be a Soldier and protect lives; or Remain a Fucker and create lives! |
Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest! |
If a guy is addicted to masturbating but then gets addicted to sex, is it fair to say his addiction got out of hand? |
I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration! |
Musings of a dirty mind: Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is! |
Without nipples, boobs would be pointless! |
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them! |
A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass! |
What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out? A lesbian with a hard-on! |