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  • Why underwear is named Langoti in Hindi?<br/>
Because it takes care of 1 Lund and 2 Gotis!Upload to Facebook
    Why underwear is named Langoti in Hindi?
    Because it takes care of 1 Lund and 2 Gotis!
  • Teacher: Explain sex without any bad words.
Pappu: It is an entry of Poland and Holland in between Thailand. When man and woman both are in Nagaland to create New Zealand!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Explain sex without any bad words. Pappu: It is an entry of Poland and Holland in between Thailand. When man and woman both are in Nagaland to create New Zealand!
  • Bunty: Bhai Meri Girlfriend Pregnant Hai. Jab Ki Maine Toh Usse Sirf Kis Kiya Tha.<br/>
Pappu: Main Toh Pehle Se Hi Bol Raha Tha Ki Teri Shakal Laude Jaisi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Bhai Meri Girlfriend Pregnant Hai. Jab Ki Maine Toh Usse Sirf Kis Kiya Tha.
    Pappu: Main Toh Pehle Se Hi Bol Raha Tha Ki Teri Shakal Laude Jaisi Hai!
  • Teacher: Why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation?<br/>
Pappu: Very simple, hand made things are always costly!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation?
    Pappu: Very simple, hand made things are always costly!
  • Late-night conversation:<br/>
Girl: Chal Bye, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!<br/>
Pappu: Papa Ko Bol Aaram Se!Upload to Facebook
    Late-night conversation:
    Girl: Chal Bye, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
    Pappu: Papa Ko Bol Aaram Se!
  • Pappu: Tumhe Kaisa Boyfriend Chahiye?<br/>
Girl: Jo Mujhe Time De, Pyaar De, Respect De, Appreciation De... Tumhein Kaisi Girlfriend Chahiye?<br/>
Pappu: Jo Mujhe De!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Tumhe Kaisa Boyfriend Chahiye?
    Girl: Jo Mujhe Time De, Pyaar De, Respect De, Appreciation De... Tumhein Kaisi Girlfriend Chahiye?
    Pappu: Jo Mujhe De!
  • Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?<br/>
Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
    Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
  • Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.<br/>
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?<br/>
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.
    Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
    Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
  • Girl: I'll suck your brain.<br/>
Pappu: We don't call it brain!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I'll suck your brain.
    Pappu: We don't call it brain!
  • Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?<br/>
Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?
    Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
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