Why underwear is named Langoti in Hindi? Because it takes care of 1 Lund and 2 Gotis! |
Teacher: Explain sex without any bad words. Pappu: It is an entry of Poland and Holland in between Thailand. When man and woman both are in Nagaland to create New Zealand! |
Bunty: Bhai Meri Girlfriend Pregnant Hai. Jab Ki Maine Toh Usse Sirf Kis Kiya Tha. Pappu: Main Toh Pehle Se Hi Bol Raha Tha Ki Teri Shakal Laude Jaisi Hai! |
Teacher: Why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation? Pappu: Very simple, hand made things are always costly! |
Late-night conversation: Girl: Chal Bye, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai! Pappu: Papa Ko Bol Aaram Se! |
Pappu: Tumhe Kaisa Boyfriend Chahiye? Girl: Jo Mujhe Time De, Pyaar De, Respect De, Appreciation De... Tumhein Kaisi Girlfriend Chahiye? Pappu: Jo Mujhe De! |
Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Pappu: Call her and tell her about it! |
Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you. Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer? Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot! |
Girl: I'll suck your brain. Pappu: We don't call it brain! |
Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend? Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale! |