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![Santa: The saddest thing I ever saw was a blind man at a nude beach.<br/>
Banta: How did you know he was blind?<br/>
Santa: It wasn't hard!]()
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Banta: How did you know he was blind?
Santa: It wasn't hard! -
![Pappu: Dad, if every father knows more than his son. Why didn't Edison's father invent the electric bulb?<br/>
Santa: It was dark everywhere and he was busy inventing Edison!]()
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Santa: It was dark everywhere and he was busy inventing Edison! -
![Santa visited his doctor and told him, `I need my sex drive lowered.`<br/>
The doctor, incredulous, said, `What? You want your sex drive lowered?`<br/>
To which Santa replied, `It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!`]()
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The doctor, incredulous, said, "What? You want your sex drive lowered?"
To which Santa replied, "It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!" -
![Santa submits his resignation to his boss.<br/>
Boss: Why are you leaving?<br/>
Santa: I have vaginal problems.<br/>
Boss: But you're a man!<br/>
Santa: That I am Sir. But you are the 'Choot', I have to deal with daily!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa submits his resignation to his boss.
Boss: Why are you leaving?
Santa: I have vaginal problems.
Boss: But you're a man!
Santa: That I am Sir. But you are the 'Choot', I have to deal with daily! -
![There gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Banta and ask, `Orgy`?<br/>
Banta: Bas Ji Changa!]()
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Banta: Bas Ji Changa! -
![Santa has always been a quick thinker.<br/>
He saw this hot girl in a pub and asked her: Do you want the best sex of your life tonight?<br/>
She: No<br/>
Santa: Then I am THE guy!]()
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He saw this hot girl in a pub and asked her: Do you want the best sex of your life tonight?
She: No
Santa: Then I am THE guy! -
![Banta: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?<br/>
Santa: One slip of the tongue, and you are in deep shit!]()
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Santa: One slip of the tongue, and you are in deep shit! -
![Banta: The wife and I fuck like rabbits every night.<br/>
Santa: Oh you so lucky. I only get it once a month and I call it the Bruce Lee night.<br/>
Banta: Why the fuck do you call it that for?<br/>
Santa: Because it's the night I enter the dragon!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: The wife and I fuck like rabbits every night.
Santa: Oh you so lucky. I only get it once a month and I call it the Bruce Lee night.
Banta: Why the fuck do you call it that for?
Santa: Because it's the night I enter the dragon! -
![Principal: Keep your son under proper control.<br/>
Santa: What happened, sir? <br/>
Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity!]()
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Santa: What happened, sir?
Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity! -
![Santa: I was screwing my wife last night and she looked back and said, `I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!`<br/>
Banta: Then?<br/>
Santa: As soon as I did, she screamed!<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: I was screwing my wife last night and she looked back and said, `I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!`
Banta: Then?
Santa: As soon as I did, she screamed!
Banta: Why?
Santa: I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!
