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Think before you send Good Morning text to someone.
Banta messaged Santa: GM!
Santa texted back: Tu Apni GM! -
![Neighbour: Do you have some oil?<br/>
Santa: No, but you can use Vaseline.<br/>
Neighbour: I am asking for the cooking oil!]()
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Santa: No, but you can use Vaseline.
Neighbour: I am asking for the cooking oil! -
![Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?<br/>
Banta: Why do you think that?<br/>
Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!]()
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Banta: Why do you think that?
Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride! -
![Border Par Jung Shuru Ho Gayi<br/>
Santa: Major Sahab Main Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga.<br/>
Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai, Paida Nahi Karne!]()
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Santa: Major Sahab Main Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga.
Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai, Paida Nahi Karne! -
Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:
IN, OUT & LBW.
Banta asked, "Oye Santa what is this LBW mean?"
Santa replied: Let Bhenchod Wait! -
![Santa: Last night my wife and I reached the height of sexual compatibility.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: We both had a headache!]()
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Banta: How?
Santa: We both had a headache! -
Banta: What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
Santa: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! -
![Banta: During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles.
Santa: Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?]()
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![Santa walked into a newspaper office with an ad saying:
'Man seeks woman to date.'
<br/>He was asked: `Do you want to insert it today?`
<br/>Santa: `Sure, but I can't write that in the ad, can I?]()
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He was asked: "Do you want to insert it today?"
Santa: "Sure, but I can't write that in the ad, can I? -
![Banta: What's common between porn and motivational quotes?<br/>
Santa:
Both inspire you to do things that are practically not feasible.]()
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Santa: Both inspire you to do things that are practically not feasible.
