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![Banta: Why are you so tense?
<br/>Santa: My wife needs some or the other reason for fighting.<br/>
Banta: Why what happened?
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Santa: We both were excited and about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans...
I just asked why are you wearing your sister's bra...
She started fighting!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why are you so tense?
Santa: My wife needs some or the other reason for fighting.
Banta: Why what happened?
Santa: We both were excited and about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans... I just asked why are you wearing your sister's bra... She started fighting! -
![Jeeto: Meri Sehat Theek Nahi Ajj<br/>
Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si<br/>
Jeeto: Main Ta Mazak Kar Rahi Si<br/>
Santa: Main V Mazak Kar Reha Si. Chal Uth Salwar La!]()
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Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si
Jeeto: Main Ta Mazak Kar Rahi Si
Santa: Main V Mazak Kar Reha Si. Chal Uth Salwar La! -
![Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 'Amul - The Taste Of India'.<br/>
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya<br/>
'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'.]()
Upload to Facebook Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 'Amul - The Taste Of India'.
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya
'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'. -
![Three gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Santa and ask, `Orgy?`<br/>
Santa replies, `Bas Ji, Changa Ji!`]()
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Santa replies, "Bas Ji, Changa Ji!" -
![Sexy voice of a female customer care executive:<br/>
`Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen;<br/>
English Ee Liye Do Dabayen.`<br/>
Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai!]()
Upload to Facebook Sexy voice of a female customer care executive:
"Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen;
English Ee Liye Do Dabayen."
Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai! -
![Santa Ne Pappu Ko Muth Maarte Dekha Aur Bola<br />
Santa: `Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?`<br />
Pappu Gusse Se: `Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta!`]()
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Santa: `Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?`
Pappu Gusse Se: "Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta!" -
![Pappu: Dad what is 69?<br/>
Santa: Hmmm... well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.<br/>
Pappu: So. What shall I write? Odd or even?]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad what is 69?
Santa: Hmmm... well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.
Pappu: So. What shall I write? Odd or even? -
![Banta: Yeh Ladkiyon Ki Chaddi Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?<br />
Santa: Uss chadi Ke Andar Jitne Maha Purush Shaheed Hue Hain, Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Yeh Ladkiyon Ki Chaddi Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?
Santa: Uss chadi Ke Andar Jitne Maha Purush Shaheed Hue Hain, Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye! -
![Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.<br />
Banta: How?<br />
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.
Banta: How?
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen! -
![Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?<br />
Santa: By having sex during happy hours!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?
Santa: By having sex during happy hours!
