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Upload to Facebook Three gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Santa and ask, "Orgy?"
Santa replies, "Bas Ji, Changa Ji!" -
Upload to Facebook Sexy voice of a female customer care executive:
"Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen;
English Ee Liye Do Dabayen."
Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Santa Ne Pappu Ko Muth Maarte Dekha Aur Bola
Santa: `Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?`
Pappu Gusse Se: "Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta!" -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad what is 69?
Santa: Hmmm... well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.
Pappu: So. What shall I write? Odd or even? -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Yeh Ladkiyon Ki Chaddi Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?
Santa: Uss chadi Ke Andar Jitne Maha Purush Shaheed Hue Hain, Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.
Banta: How?
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?
Santa: By having sex during happy hours! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.
Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds? -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why are you hospitalised?
Santa: Padosan Ki BILLI Mere MURGE Ke Peechhe Padi Hui Thi. Maine Uske Husband Ko English Mein Bataya, Usne Mujhe Bahut Maara.
Banta: Aisa Kya Bataya?
Santa: Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, what are condoms used for?
Santa: To avoid such questions!
