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Santa: Major Sahab Main Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga.
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Banta: How?
Santa: We both had a headache! -
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He was asked: "Do you want to insert it today?"
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Banta: Why what happened?
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Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si
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Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya
'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'.
