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~ AnonymousEveryone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say. -
~ AnonymousIf all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I would be at the bottom to catch them. -
~ AnonymousChildren are natural mimics: they act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners. -
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~ AnonymousSex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. -
~ AnonymousGetting something done is an accomplishment; getting something done right is an achievement. -
~ AnonymousKinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. Kinky / Perversion / Funny -
~ AnonymousA dirty book is rarely dusty. -
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~ AnonymousEvery chance taken is another chance to win. -
~ AnonymousThree things that never come back: the spent arrow; the spoken word; the lost opportunity.
