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~ AnonymousKids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids. -
![Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!]()
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~ AnonymousDon't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't! Funny / Love / Love Making -
~ AnonymousThe best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. -
![Sex on television can't hurt you, unless you fall off.]()
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~ AnonymousSex on television can't hurt you, unless you fall off. -
![The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.]()
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~ AnonymousThe only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. -
~ AnonymousObscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. -
![Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.]()
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~ AnonymousSex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer. -
~ AnonymousSex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it's almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can't take it. And at this moment you're a part of them. -
![If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome.]()
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~ AnonymousIf three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome. -
![The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.]()
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~ AnonymousThe best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
