Snow on Christmas means Easter will be green. |
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases. |
It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly. |
Friendship is what binds the world together in peace, may we all become friends. |
A hundred hearts would be too few. To carry all my love for you. |
Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. |
History repeats itself because no one listens the first time. |
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids. |
Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't! |
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. |