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~ Author UnknownYour shirt has to go, but you can stay. -
![Sleeping naked is all fun and games til your alarm doesn't wake you up so your parents have to.]()
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~ Author UnknownSleeping naked is all fun and games til your alarm doesn't wake you up so your parents have to. -
~ Author UnknownIt is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. -
~ Author UnknownMeditation does not answer the questions of the mind, but it dissolves the very mind which creates many questions and confusion in our life. -
![There are always three sides to every story: your side, the other side, and the truth.]()
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~ Author UnknownThere are always three sides to every story: your side, the other side, and the truth. -
~ Author UnknownLiving on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. -
![It isn't our position but our disposition which makes us happy.]()
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~ Author UnknownIt isn't our position but our disposition which makes us happy. -
~ Author UnknownA sister shares childhood memories and grown-up dreams. -
![It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women.]()
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~ Author UnknownIt would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women. -
![Always tell the truth. Even if you have to make it up.]()
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~ Author UnknownAlways tell the truth. Even if you have to make it up.
