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![Yesterday was today's author and today will be tomorrow's but we each hold our own pen.]()
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~ Author UnknownYesterday was today's author and today will be tomorrow's but we each hold our own pen. -
~ Author UnknownAsanas attune the body to meditation, just as a guitar is tuned before a performance. -
![If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?]()
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~ Author UnknownIf time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from? -
~ Author UnknownThe best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. -
~ Author UnknownMen have two emotions: Hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. -
![Roses are red, roses are thorny, just thinking of you, makes me horny!]()
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~ Author UnknownRoses are red, roses are thorny, just thinking of you, makes me horny! -
![Kiss your life. Accept it, just as it is. Today. Now. So that those moments of happiness you're waiting for don't pass you by.]()
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~ Author UnknownKiss your life. Accept it, just as it is. Today. Now. So that those moments of happiness you're waiting for don't pass you by. -
~ Author UnknownGod wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily. -
~ Author UnknownOh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. -
~ Author UnknownIt is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
