| My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said. |
| After meeting someone, I decided that I was emphatically in favour of abortion. |
| A very wise man once said..."I don't know. Go ask a woman. |
| Never expect. Never assume. Never ask. And never demand. Just let it be. If it's meant to be, it will happen. |
| Strangers are just friends waiting to happen. |
| To dream of the person you wish to be is to waste the person you are. |
| Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. |
| Don't turn back half way from the goal. Because the distance still remains the same, either way! |
| Time is a coin that you can spend only once, use it, invest it, and make it count. |
| I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits the mirror. |