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![The term 'working mother' is redundant.]()
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~ Erma BombeckThe term 'working mother' is redundant. -
![In a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.]()
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~ Erma BombeckIn a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners. -
~ Erma BombeckThere is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. -
![When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.]()
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~ Erma BombeckWhen I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'. -
~ Erma BombeckWhen your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway. -
~ Erma BombeckIf God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. -
![I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.]()
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~ Erma BombeckI haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. Funny / Food and Drinks / Sex -
~ Erma BombeckDreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. -
~ Erma BombeckAt the end of my I life I hope I would not have a single bit of talent left and tell God I used everything you gave me. Motivational / Life / Talent -
~ Erma BombeckNever have more children than you have car windows.
