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![Love is a lot like a toothache. It doesn't show on X-rays, but you know it's there.]()
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~ George BurnsLove is a lot like a toothache. It doesn't show on X-rays, but you know it's there. -
![It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.]()
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~ George BurnsIt takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. -
~ George BurnsI'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate. -
~ George BurnsI honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. -
~ George BurnsYou can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. -
![Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you have got it made.]()
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~ George BurnsActing is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you have got it made. -
![Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.]()
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~ George BurnsHappiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. -
~ George BurnsToo bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair. -
~ George BurnsIt takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. -
~ George BurnsBy the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
