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![The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.]()
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~ Henny YoungmanThe secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. -
![I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.]()
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~ Henny YoungmanI miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can. -
~ Henny YoungmanI'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start eating. -
~ Henny YoungmanI take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. -
~ Henny YoungmanI told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. -
~ Henny YoungmanMy grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. -
![I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave it up - they have no holidays.]()
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~ Henny YoungmanI once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave it up - they have no holidays. -
![What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.]()
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~ Henny YoungmanWhat's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. -
~ Henny YoungmanIf you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. -
~ Henny YoungmanI just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother- in-law to the airport.
