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~ Henny YoungmanThe secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. -
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~ Henny YoungmanI miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can. -
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~ Henny YoungmanI once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave it up - they have no holidays. -
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~ Henny YoungmanWhat's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
