Don't marry a girl you love, marry the one who loves you. This shall ensure a comparatively happier marital life. |
Marry a woman who looks attractive while angry because that's the way she gonna stay most of the time after marriage. |
Ae Khuda Mujhe Woh Mohabbat De; Jo Kabhi Khlaud Tak Ruswa Na Kare! * Khlaud = Eternity |
If you aren't an Admin of at least one WhatsApp group, your life is a complete waste. |
Jab Ghir Jao Dukhon Ke Sailaab Se; To Doob Jao Saaki Ki Sharab Se! |
When newly married, the position is called 69. After a few years, it's 96 since the couples sleep with their backs towards each other. |
A known devil is better than an unknown angel. |
Everybody is asshole in his own unique way. |
Mohabbat Aati Hai Sard Hawaaon Ki tarhan;
Aur Jaati Hai Garam Hawaaon Ki Tarhan! |
Hum Bhi Mohabbat Ke Buhut Bade Jinn Nikle; Hamari Jaan Unke Nanhe Se Dil Mein Qaid Hai! |