Scots are wholly responsible for spoiling me... by inventing Golf and Scotch. |
Most people are dying rich instead of living rich. |
The only time my wife gets hot is when she burns her hand while cooking. |
Keeping the mouth open at all times - for eating as well as speaking is the root cause of diseases and unnecessary troubles. |
I use Trigonometry a lot during beach vacations: #Sin #Tan #Cos I love them! |
Jaane Do Abb Iss Gusse Ko; Ishq Ko Toh Bhi Nibhaana Hai. Gussa Hai Aggar Aashiq Pe; Toh Kabr Mein Kyun Isse Lajaana Hai! |
Yeh Jism Bhi Kya Cheez Hai; Arzoo Kisiki Aur Bandgi Kisiki! |
Tere Ishq ki Chahat Mein Hum Reh Reh Kar Reh Gaye; Teri Waafa Ki Justju Mein Beh Beh Kar Beh Gaye! |
Jo Saath Ki Umeed Hum Saari Umar Unse Karte Rahe; Woh Tanhayian Ne Buhut Adab Se Guzaara Hamare Sang! |
Woh Aate Hain Khwabo'n Mein Yunhi Bin Bulaye; Aisa Hi Kuchh Shikwa Hamare Dil Ko Bhi Hai! |