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~ Ogden NashYou are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. -
~ Ogden NashYou are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. -
![Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.]()
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~ Ogden NashMiddle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. -
![Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.]()
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~ Ogden NashMiddle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. -
~ Ogden NashI claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. -
~ Ogden Nash, about weekendsYour hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy.
You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday.
No wonder you feel that lost sensation.
You're sunk from a riot of relaxation. -
~ Ogden NashThe trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. -
~ Ogden NashA family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. -
~ Ogden NashYou are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. -
![There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball: have either a clear conscience or none at all.]()
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~ Ogden NashThere is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball: have either a clear conscience or none at all.
