Ogden Nash Quotes

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  • Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.Upload to Facebook
    Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
    ~ Ogden Nash
    Age   
  • Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.Upload to Facebook
    Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
    ~ Ogden Nash
    Age / Weekends   
  • There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball: have either a clear conscience or none at all.Upload to Facebook
    There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball: have either a clear conscience or none at all.
    ~ Ogden Nash
    Happiness / Conscience   
  • Middle age: When you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.Upload to Facebook
    Middle age: When you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
    ~ Ogden Nash
    Funny   
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