People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. |
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. |
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. |
If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop digging. |
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs. |
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due. |
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? |
You can't say civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. |
A fool and his money are soon elected. |
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. |