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~ Will RogersAn onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. -
~ Will RogersTake the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. -
~ Will RogersDiplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. -
~ Will RogersThe road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. -
~ Will RogersThe minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. -
~ Will RogersAncient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? -
~ Will RogersEven if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. -
~ Will RogersThe difference between death & taxes? Death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. -
~ Will RogersI belong to no organized party- I'm a Democrat. -
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~ Will RogersThere's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
