Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like |
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. |
You never get a second chance to make a first impression. |
Don't let yesterday take up too much of today. |
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. |
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. |
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. |
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff. |
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. |
A fool and his money are soon elected. |