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![If you want to make God laugh tell Him about your plans.]()
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~ Woody AllenIf you want to make God laugh tell Him about your plans. -
![Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.]()
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~ Woody AllenMoney is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. -
![I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.]()
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~ Woody AllenI believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. -
~ Woody AllenI believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. -
~ Woody AllenMy love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. -
~ Woody AllenI'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. -
~ Woody AllenSex without love is an empty experience ... but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. -
~ Woody AllenSex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; among 5 it's fantastic. -
![Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.]()
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~ Woody AllenDon't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. -
![Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.]()
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~ Woody AllenSex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
