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  • Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.Upload to Facebook
    Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.Upload to Facebook
    I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
    ~ Woody Allen, New York Times, Dec. 1, 1975
  • If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
    ~ Woody Allen, on bisexuality
  • My brain: it's my second favorite organ.Upload to Facebook
    My brain: it's my second favorite organ.
    ~ Woody Allen
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