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![Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.]()
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~ Woody AllenMoney is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. -
~ Woody AllenIn my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm. Funny / Sexual Orgasm / Life -
![I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.]()
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~ Woody AllenI'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. -
![Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.]()
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~ Woody AllenSex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. -
~ Woody AllenSex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman. -
~ Woody AllenMoney is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. -
~ Woody AllenBisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. -
~ Woody AllenGod is silent. Now if only man would shut up. -
~ Woody AllenIf my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job. -
![Eighty percent of success is showing up.]()
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~ Woody AllenEighty percent of success is showing up.
