Woody Allen Quotes

  • Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it's pretty damn good.Upload to Facebook
    Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it's pretty damn good.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.Upload to Facebook
    Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the best that you can call him is an underachiever.Upload to Facebook
    If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the best that you can call him is an underachiever.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • Sex relieves tension - love causes it.Upload to Facebook
    Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber at weekends.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.Upload to Facebook
    Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.Upload to Facebook
    Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
    ~ Woody Allen
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