Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. |
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it's pretty damn good. |
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. |
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the best that you can call him is an underachiever. |
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. |
Sex relieves tension - love causes it. |
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber at weekends. |
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred. |
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. |
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. |