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![Dad: You scored only 40/100 on the Maths test.<br/>
Kid: I scored 20 on the last test. So, that's 100% growth. Sharma Uncle's son scored 85 last time and 95 now. That's only 11.8% growth. You should be proud.<br/>
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![Afghanistan has banned Chess, calling it a dangerous game. Reasons are:<br/>
1. Queen doesn't wear a burkha.<br/>
2. Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.<br/>
3. Queen is more powerful than the King.<br/>
4. Queen goes alone to opponent's territory.<br/>
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