I finally was able to open my shoe store for only large-sized shoes. Let me tell you, it was no small feet! |
You know that burning sensation in your throat when you drink whiskey? That's just your soul healing! |
A therapist set a half glass of whiskey in front of a patient and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist. The patient drank it and answered, "Neither. I am a problem solver!" |
Breaking News: The 3rd wave of Covid-19 has been postponed as all Media Houses are busy covering the Afghan crisis and have forgotten about Covid. New release dates of all variants of Covid will be announced soon. Inconvenience is regretted! |
After BRICS nations we now have the PRIC nations: Pakistan Russia Iran China The only four having operating embassies in Afghanistan! |
What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally! |
What does Dad do to remain married? Keeps Mum! |
What's the one vegetable you should never bring on a ship with you? A leek! |
The whole world wants to malign Malayalis. The news that Mallus drank Rs. 487 cr. the worth of liquor during Onam is wrong. They drank liquor worth Rs. 162 cr. only. The rest was tax! |
1998: Don't get in the car with strangers. 2008: Don't meet people from the internet alone. 2021: Share a car ride with random people! |